(CNN) — Public breakups are never a good idea. It’s bad enough to have to deal with all the drama of a fight in a first place, but when this pair broke up on comedian Kyle Ayers’ rooftop Saturday evening, November 16th while he tried to relax and take in the view, he decided to make the best of it: He live-tweeted the whole thing.
Ayers started it all off with a single tweet as his rooftop reverie was interrupted, hashtagging it #roofbreakup.
@kyleayers: A couple is breaking up on my roof right now. I was just trying to enjoy the view. Now I will live tweet the breakup. #roofbreakup
As the couple got warmed up, Ayers could clearly tell that the battle was going to be a saucy one, so he was diligent about his note-taking. While some of the conversation was a little too NSFW to share, some of it yielded absolute gems.