Here’s something that’ll stimulate conversation at the water cooler. A woman posted a spreadsheet to Reddit that was sent by her husband, documenting the reasons she gave for not having sex with him.
The excuses listed included, “You’re too drunk,” I”m watching the show (Friends re-run),” and “I’m sweaty and gross..”
After receiving the email, his wife tried contacting him but couldn’t, so she wrote on Reddit: “Husband sends a message to my work email … he’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text.
“I open it up and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone.
“Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times he has tried to initiate sex, with a column for my ‘excuses,’ using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment.”
According to the spreadsheet, the man tried to initiate sex every day from June 3 to July 16 — and succeeded three times.