‘Why did the fish blush?’ In an effort to keep kids busy at home, we’re wanting to highlight their funny jokes

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MILWAUKEE -- Calling all kid comedians! In an effort to keep kids busy at home, we're wanting to highlight their funny jokes. Viewers can submit their jokes on the FOX6 Facebook page  and the FOX6 WakeUp team could read them on air!

Below is a list of jokes that have aired so far:

Lynn M Meidam:

What did the History book say to the Math book?

Boy, you've got a lot of problems.

Kaida Largin:

What do you call a bear without any teeth?

A gummy bear.

Mary Sadilek:

Why did the fish blush?

Cause she saw the oceans bottom.

Sarah McDade:

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Poke her face. Poker face

Amy Chusid: 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Art who?


Patrisha Kieck:

Why was the cookie sad?

Because his mom was a “wafer” so long.

Samantha Smith Alisha:

Why ain't a koala considered a bear?

Because he's not koalafied!

McKenna Donegon:

Why was the family's clothes made out of ham?

Because they were ham-me-downs!"

Candice Zweifel:

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in the crack!

Erica Ekstein Vinny:

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork chop!

Kathy Adayee:

Knock, Knock.

Who's There.

Yoohoo. Yoohoo, who?


Harper Londo:

What happens when you tickle an egg?

It cracks up!

Sarah Breitenfeldt:

Why did the astronaut leave the crowded room?

He needed some SPACE!

Michele Adams:

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey.

Amanda Blaha:

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business!

Lisa Knoeck:

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

Mike McGuire:

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

Where's pop corn? :

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